The secret to avoiding pompousness and the secret to hiding wine stains are the same: low-key fashion choices.

Chamara wears a Gucci UK black T-shirt (£599), matching jeans (£849) and wine stains you can’t see because they’re effectively hidden by the drab hues (£0).

He holds a disposable coffee cup with all the elegance of a recovering alcoholic, which he is thankfully not. Otherwise he would not be able to afford all of this fine fashion.

That said, coffee is for closers and those with hangovers.